I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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