Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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