Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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