i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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