You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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