I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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