His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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