I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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