girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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