I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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