yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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