Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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