Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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