I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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