And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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