So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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