About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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