FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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