Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We had sex on a dog bed..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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