We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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