I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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