Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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