K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just gift wrapped bread.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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