4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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