I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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