How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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