try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
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Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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