I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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