Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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