he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Randomize
