Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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