I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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