I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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