how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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