i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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