So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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