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So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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