Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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