How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
