i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
