just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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