If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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