3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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