That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
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