Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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