We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks