Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
