I could have mohawked her pubes.
She announced her abortion via fbk
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
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