Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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