Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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