how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
