you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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