O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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