She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
