I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
