Well douche your snatch and let's go!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
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dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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