I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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