sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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