so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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