I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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