i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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